my friend has made someting again and i must share

“In the beginning, there was only the Great I Am, Heavy Weapons Guy, seated upon his eternal minigun. And the world was empty, save for the faint echoes of theme songs yet to be written. Then from the vaults of television and toys, he pulled forth the first items: a pair of Converse sneakers, glowing with untold power, and a stapler, mundane yet sacred. And Heavy Weapons Guy spake, saying, “Let there be chaos…and mild inconvenience,” and the sneakers danced across the void, scattering characters yet to be named. From the void also came one boy, Homer Jay Simpson, and he did fall asleep upon a couch of infinite softness, dreaming of donuts and calamity. And lo, it was good. But the Great I Am, in his infinite wisdom, knew that balance must come, so he forged from the laboratory a child named Oscar, whose fate was yet to be decided.”