prologue of read the fine print

Nine : marina released a new album guyz!! Six : hell yeah!! Nine : omg u not being grumpy like always Six : omg nine being an asshole Two : omg!!1 marina mentioned :0 Nine : yeah!! her new album is so coolio !! Two : welcome to my world (continue) Nine : princess of power!! Six : we’re cooked next yr Two : it's summertime, though! Plus, I have time to host my competition! Seven : ooo can i join Two : no :( Nine : did anybody hear about that One girl though?? she seems.. ugh. not radical. Two : idk she seems cool to me. Six : isn't she related to Four? Cuz she finally moved here to Nine’s neighborhood instead of the Equation Playground Two : yeah she is— oh that means i might be able to meet her before school!! Seven : Me and one used to be besties!1! but we had a fight :(( Six : damn Seven : yeah apparently she had like. contracts with ppl??? X : oh yeah i got one of those!! i thought it was just like. a joke or prank Seven : yeah same but like, i watched her type one out and it looked fine. smth about a basketball or something Six : r u sure she was typing a contract and not a fanfic or some shit Nine : lol i did that once :p the teacher saw it. a couple years ago totally not fun Two : WHAT Six : THE TEACHER SAW IT?? WHAT YEAR??? Nine : Last year 8th grade X : Mrs Crochet?? The home ec class? Two : noo i was there :( No worries, though, I don’t think Mrs. Crochet remembers Six : she always remembers Seven : how you looked beneath her in the bed Two : oh Nine : accurate /j X : what’s that mean— oh! that’s not… let’s not support teacher x student guys Two : okay but when that happened you were writing smut Six : Nine you wrote SMUT IN 8TH GRADE???!? Nine : IT WAS A DARE!! :( Two : They probably just wanted to read the smut, Nine Seven : can i read it? X : seven you freak?? Nine : that’s not radical Six : you aren't either Nine : im going to cry at you Two : aw X : i’ll join Six : did u hear about Ten’s party Nine : yeah im going wbu??? :) Two : naw i dont have time. hosting shit, you know? Nine : dang. if you have time please go, it'll be so fun!1! :) Six : I might go we’ll be playing truth or dare and stuff Nine : hell yeah !!! X : ohh that party yeah!! im going with Four :P Six : gay Two : did you wake up next to him in the middle of the night? X : ? Two : chappell roan lyrics 😔 X : ohhh!! Six : two was asking if you were in denial X : im not in denial !! Nine : sure buddy Two : the closet is glass Six : denial is a river Seven : you’re valid!! :D X : thanks :) Six : SO YOU ADMITTED IT X : fine yes im pansexual Nine : RADICAL!! >_< Seven : YAY Two : I’LL JOIN U AS THE THEY/THEM MAYHEM X : cool!!! Five : what is this chat? Nine : chaos Seven : antics Six : shenanigans X : having fun! Two : not reading the fine print Five : two.. what? Two : haha nvm —- :3 there’s 2300 words without not-chatfic stuff and i gotta add some in every other paragraph :)