sitnes part 9 (homestuck au.)

[DD] (doomDrip) began pestering [OO] (octaveOutlaw) DD: you ready to be my server player...? OO: yep. got the game loaded. DD: okay... i'm connected... let's get this started... [DD] (doomDrip) stopped pestering [OO] (octaveOutlaw) >you rush downstairs. seems like notara already knows what to do. she already deployed the Cruxtruder, the Pre-Punched Card, the Totem Lathe, and the Alchemiter, along with making your living room bigger. she already got the top off the Cruxtruder, showing your kernelsprite to be a dark green. you look around at what you have to prototype it with. something catches your eye. your "pet card". it's a generally weak or outclassed card that you commonly use. "Primo, the Indivisible" from mtg. it's a token card, but he's the whole reason you run the deck. now THIS will make the imps weak. you quickly deposit it into your kernelsprite. it becomes PRIMOSPRITE. it cannot speak until you get into the medium. you grab the Cruxite and deposit it and the Pre-Punched Card into the Totem Lathe. you carve the Cruxite. you deposit the Cruxite into the Alchemiter and generate your cruxite artifact. it seems to be a vial of... something. you guess the idea is to smash it on the ground...? you quickly do that. the "smoke" from the vial envelops your entire hive. you see a bright light. >you look around. your world seems... calm. nice. there's no imps in sight. you guess your prototype just... causes them not to exist for now. >it's a bit off. endless halls. a sticky substance coating everything but items. it seems like the halls have a few hotel rooms each. the rooms are big and comfy. there are cabnets filled with food and snacks, giant beds, and many other things. honestley, you feel more at home here than your hive. >oh, wait. you've gotta get jack in. you almost forgot. you decide to do a bit of alchemising first. you combine your glasses and your computer. you got the Laptop Goggles! you combine a vial (empty) with a bit of... yourself. you get the "endless vial"! it seems that when you smash it, it reforms after a few seconds. it also returns anything that was inside of it. this'll be good for your strife specibus. just gotta choose a potion to put in it. >sleep potion. >you put the sleep potion in the vial. due to how you made it, it can be absorbed through skin and still work. the imps should be easy after that. >it's time to message jack though. >ERROR. >CONNECTION LOST. >ESTABLISHING CONNECTION WITH NEW PLAYER.