Guess who almost got hit by a car outside of school today

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Me… It was an inch away from me. Anyways If I die not by su1cid3 it’s because I’ve pulled a duolingo and I’ve been hit by that white Tesla. Anyway my dad is treating me nice and told me he loved me after yelling and cried and hugged me. My mom is always nice she is just worried bc I can’t jaywalk without getting hit by a car. I got ice cream, then got scolded by my mom when I got home before she told me she would be broken without me and that u should care about my life more. Anyway I’m dumb as fuck and tired. Also I’m thinking about how I’m the other multiverses a version of me wasn’t As lucky and probably never told you guys that you all matter and are awesome before I died.
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