we listen and we don't judge (top 3 funniest)

1. when I was a kid i ate an entire pack of skittles in one sitting and not the little one like the ones you get at the gas station and I got really really sick 2. I got a hiC from sonic and didn't finish it so I left it on the counter overnight, I drank it in the morning and got sick 3. my mom looked like they didn't feel good so I ask if they were ok, they thought I was making fun of their mental health and screamed at me