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Bruh i was hungry but my mom said that if I got up I had to pick tomorrow’s clothes and I didn’t want to do that so i rolled out of bed, then I army crawled out of my carpeted room where I pushed myself forward with my hands until I got off the hallway rug, I used my feet to push myself forward with head forward to the kitchen where I thought “if I can’t get up, does not standing on my feet completely work?” So i got on my knees and grabbed a new pack of goldfish crackers, i started sliding back to the room but my mom stoped me to get the old pack I opened earlier. I handed her the new pack, slid back to the table, grabbed it on my knees, grabbed a kool aid and finally slid back, army crawled back into bed and never got up.
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