A place for wild quotes

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I'll start us off pretty tame "i would love it if i were made of bacon. id eat myself!" - some guy I walked by earlier and overheard "do I taste like hand sanitizer?" - me, unreasonably seductive "no, I'll mix all the rainbow together so its brown. you don't deserve to be pretty, you QUEER" - me (gay man) 🫶
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