Amalgamation

(Uhhhh idk unusual biology mentions in first paragraph!!!) Dude.... Grrr I hate reality and science and biology and all that crap... I just wanna be a shapeshifting being composed of sludge that just can form into stuff and it can be in any matter state (like it can be solid or liquid or a gas, its mostly a solid and its usually only a liquid when shifting, and it can only be a gas temporarily like idk, when hiding or getting away from a threat) and I don't have an actual brain, just this core that controls my form and thoughts and it glows faintly when exposed and I have this humanoid main form and the core is somewhere within the torso and I wanna have four arms or maybe more and I wanna be sorta muscular and umm I wanna have a third eye that sees AAAALLLL THE LITTLE DETAILS that my other eyes don't see and I want cool long hair and ACTUAL DREADS and they look all nice and stuff, and there's shiny accessories in my hair too... and I wanna sneeze sprinkles instead of that mucus shi and whatever else will just be neon rainbow cuz yes and I want long nails and I can just be crossin my legs, sitting on a rock outside and painting them all cvnty-like and and and I wanna be a real masc-lookin guy but also super fab like... Okay imagine I invite u to my house to hang out but I go to get snacks and I tell you to just wait in here and I tell you that you can walk around if yoy wanna, and then you walk into my supposedly manly room (you assume this from my appearance, assuming I've never sneezed or whatever in front of u) but then you look around AND I GOT AYESHA POSTERS ALL UP ON MY WALLS (along with whatever else im interested in lol) AND I GOT MISS PRADA PLAYING (specifically the Queen of Pop album) and then you look into my closet and pull out a glittery pink crop top i have hidden behind a bunch of other stuff or something and you're like "WHAT?????" and ur just shocked cuz u didnt expect it holy freak dude... when I get a chance I might actually draw this out to show y'all what I'm imagining and put it here!!