Band director quotes

Band is my favorite class and my band director is the best 😭✌️ Anyways, some out of context quotes from him because he has the most insane conversations with the class :P “Your neckstrap is my least favorite student” “I can talk to [highschool band director] and get you in band in high school, and he would do it” “Alright Darth Mal, pack up” (I don’t know how to spell it, I don’t watch Star Wars 😓) “Alright, let’s take it back. Not Mozart back, but really back. So Star Wars came out in 1997…” “Alright, let’s go back to 6th grade. EVERYBODY TAP THEIR FOOT” *taps foot loudly* “You know my favorite word - Again!” “She’s been threatening to leave band for three years, she’s not going to do it” “Trumpets, shut up, you keep missing your cue” (this happens a lot) “One section is too loud. I won’t say names, but it starts with s and ends with axophones” “Half of my kids won’t eat tomato soup” “I need earplugs now, no wonder I’m already going deaf” “The last time I was in science it was 1999” “Wow, you are stuck in 1900’s comedy” “Those were like vegetables. These are mainly desserts” “Who’s on your Mount Rushmore of musicians?” “No owls in the band room!” “Right now, you’re just furniture” “Right now, it sound like this” *gestures at clarinets* “lift, lift, lift” *gestures at flutes* “AAHHHHH” “Some people want to twist it, but that damages the cork. You want to slide it right in and out” “Random question, does anyone in here know German?” “Alright, pull out Dark Chase- wait no, Dark Adventure” “D, like dog. Or donuts. Now I’m hungry”