HAPPY NEW YEAR BIYATCHES!!!!

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Things I haven’t done since last year: * WATER. I haven’t drank water. * FOOD. Starving I may be for the sweet nutrients of the monchables have not been consumed * SUNLIGHT. Gone. So far away. Left in bleak obscurity….. * SHOWERED. Wet my hair may be- but showered I have not since last year * SLEPT. I am plagued by the sweet- I can’t think of anything funny my bad broskis You like my jokes? Funny I am? Tired I am…
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