imma dump every sentence outta my head now!

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DEEP INHALES NEARLY DIES soooOoOoOOoOoooOOOo this is the story of how i acquired my fursuit head! (OCTOB3R 2025) On halloween, I dressed as a moon kitsune i saw online that someone drew and animated so i put together an awesome outfit consisting of an awesomely detailed yet unfurred therian mask, black clothes, black and white paws and triple tails. BUT! of course, i just had to modify it a bit to make it cooler. I EVEN HAD A COLLAR! I WANTED TO LOOK SO MUCH LIKE A FURRY I MAY HAVE BECOME SCHIZOPHRENIC. SKIPS TIME (NOV3MBER 2025) it was at a thanksgiving party with kids and adults and all in between. then my mom called me over to say hi to one of her friends, Aiden. my mom's like, "hey say hi to Aiden! hes a furry too!" (note hes 20 smth yrs old so yea uhm.) we talk about the furry stuff for a while and then he gives me a stickerrr >w0< THEEEEENNNNN he drags me out to his car with my mom and he's like "hey do you want a little of my extra fur?" im like "yess plzzz aaaaghk" and he goes to his trunk, and then, well.. he (struggles to) pull out this MASSIVE FUR BAG. ITS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN ME. he hands the bag to me (so heavy fur lol) im like "YOU SAID THIS WAS GONNA BE A LITTLE BIT" like whaaaaaa?! and then, Aiden pulls out another box from his trunk, and says, "open it when we get back inside :)" so of course i do that. we are inside and he puts the box on a chair. Aiden says` "open da box!" i say "oh no what could this be *laughs* " i open it. ITS LUNA MY AWESOME FURSUIT HEAD I HAS NOW =(˶^˃ᆺ˂^˶)= she wasnt in the best condition, but i still freak out. OHH EMM GEEE *puts on* *suffocates* MUFFLED VOICE: "I CANT BREATHE ITS SO HOT IN HERE HALPPPP!!!" i suffered thru it tho! i walked out of where we were and i seem to have forgotten that EVERY KID was there, smol kids and tweens and all in between. ALL IN UNISON, THEY YELL: "FURRY!!!" THEN IM RUNNING OUTSIDE FROM A MOB OF ANGEH CHILDS. *dies of no airflow to head* so anyway baiiiii ✨〰️✨
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