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silly_willy • Jul 10, 2025 @ 5:17am

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Shadow the Hedgehog's a birch axe motherfluffer. He pee-ed on my flipping wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog freaking quilly dingalee dongalong out and he {{hyperlink blocked}} on my flipping wife and he said his {{HOOCHIE MAMA}} was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small (RUNNING OUT OF SUBSTITUTES), its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my big bang bong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fiddlesticked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna flip flop the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER {{Toilet cleaner 9.99}}. Except I'm not weeweeing (idk I'm tired) on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M (EGGMAN STOP SWEARING I CAN'T CENSOR IT😭😭) ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PEEPEE-ED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the drop-el-ets hit the freakasoodleing Earth, now get out of my fudgepoping sight, before I {file cannot be loaded at this time} on you too. (This is a reference I promise I'm not losing my marbles)

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