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th4t10tt3rth3r14n-i-promisePQC lvl 31 • Dec 24, 2025 @ 8:44am

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do u know why MCR never does baggage checks? cuz they'll carry on how many vampires does it take to screw in a lightblub none they just sit in the dark Mikey: Hey Gee, do you have any older brother advice for me? Gerard: Pick your battles. Pick... pick fewer battles than that. Put some back. That's too many. What street is best known for housing emos? Gerard Way. What will you call Sonic if he's an emo? Sonic the Edgy hog What did the emo guy say to the hot girl? I would really like to get into your pants. Can you tell me where you got them? how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? 3! one to replace the lightbulb, and the other two to make a song about how they miss the old one! Guy: "Have you read the new Ellen Degeneres book?" · Frank: "Yeah." · Guy: "What did you think?" · Frank: "Made me a lesbian. when My Chemical Romance announced they were offically reuniting after a six year hiatus. Naturally, people were NOT okay Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mcr It's easy, peasy, pumpkin peasy. Pumpkin pie, motherfucker Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter" Mikey Way can slam revolving doors. how funny would it be if it was Pete Wentz who was crying over the ghost of you and got really mad at Ray for not saving Mikey We still don't know to this day if Gerard bought the hamster.

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