MCYT quotes and such

[also sorry some of these are kinda freakyish or say sex in it so just be careful when reading] 1] Technoblade [last updated Fed-27] 2] Tommyinnit [last updated Fed-27] 3] Wilbur soot [last updated Fed-27] 4] Quackity [last updated Fed-27] 5] Philza [last updated Fed-27] 6] Tubbo_ [last updated Fed-27] 7] Ranboo [last updated Fed-27] 8] Slimecicle [last updated Fed-27] . . . 1] Technoblade 🐽 🐽 Officer I drop-kicked that child in self defense you’ve gotta believe me 🐽 Okay I’m in the process of becoming hot right now 🐽 I’m only getting by, by the skin of my teeth and teeth don’t even have skin, that’s how you know it’s messed up 🐽 God that toddler is getting absolutely destroyed 🐽 They just curbstomped that baby 🐽 And if skywars has taught me anything it’s that if you have have a problem the answer is slavery [joke] 🐽 I DROPED OUT OF COLLEGE BECAUSE MINECRAFT WAS THE ONLY THING I HAD THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY FOR 🐽 Sorry I had to take a break from drowning to grab a glass of water 🐽 Free death for everyone!! 🐽 2-4-6-8 Who do we appreciate? NOT THE GOVERNMENT GOOOOOOOOOO-!!!! 🐽 PHIL ARE WE SIDE CHARACTERS ?!!!@??!?!?!?@?!? . . . 2] Tommyinnit 🚧 🚧 [Tommy] Phil-Phil I want a pony for Christmas [Philza] I don’t care about that we’re gonna die- 🚧 Phil you’re on like fucking videogame steroids man 🚧 I’m fishing. You can’t catch woman in a pond but I will not break my bond between me and my rod. I’ll stare into this lava and I’ll say you know what? You’re a sod 🚧 Just killed a woman, feeling good 🚧 And when the ladies see me with my gun and yo-yo they wont be able to resist 🚧 Yeah let’s fucking bone him!! 🚧 I don’t even write essays… I HAVE MY COLLEGE ESSAY DUE TOMORROW, I have my college essay due tomorrow!! 🚧 [the next stream] You know like on my last stream I had to leave and go do homework… WELL I DIDN’T 🚧 It’s me the dirty crime boy 🚧 I’m more of a gamer then a doctor 🚧 Wilbur good news and bad news, good news, I’ve got you a woman, bad news, she’s American . . . 3] Wilbur soot 🚬 🚬 If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit 🚬 Home, Home 🚬 [Quackity] Wilbur you’ve been rejected 22 times [Wilbur] Yes… [Quackity] Let me tell you Wilbur that's 22 people with no taste [Wilbur] gasp Quackity I want to have sex with you . . . 4] Quackity 🎰 🎰 Philza Minecraft I want to marry you 🎰 [Quackity] Wilbur you’ve been rejected 22 times [Wilbur] Yes… [Quackity] Let me tell you Wilbur that's 22 people with no taste [Wilbur] gasp Quackity I want to have sex with you 🎰 Ma-my names da pussy- . . . 5] Philza 🪽 🪽 [Tommy] Phil-Phil I want a pony for Christmas [Philza] I don’t care about that we’re gonna die- . . . 6] Tubbo_ 🐝 🐝 Technoblaaade problem there no is not! 🐝 WE DIDN’T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORDS BEEN TRUNING- 🐝 Oh I love bees 🐝 [Ranboo] Well that’s just called an oc when it exists inside of a certain universe [Tubbo] oh well you’re an oc [Ranboo] Thanks [Tubbo] OBTUSE COCK- . . . 7] Ranboo 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 Two times the cheese two times the disease WOO- 🏳️‍🌈 It’s me Ranboo the whole time you’ve been RANBOOZLED 🏳️‍🌈 [Ranboo] Well that’s just called an oc when it exists inside of a certain universe [Tubbo] oh well you’re an oc [Ranboo] Thanks [Tubbo] OBTUSE COCK- . . . 8] Slimecicle 🟢 🟢 Jump in the Cab girl let’s put some miles on it 🟢 Come down today and try some corn or we will sacrifice your new born 🟢 Photo, photo on the wall which city is the smoggiest of them all cough Bro I can’t wait to cough up black in the shower tomorrow 🕷️🫘 -- Luka's lil beanz