my lines out of context day 1

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"Why did that cat just touch me that way?" "I will crack my tablet if it doesn't load." "I almost hit depression!" "What if I touch that?" "Piano." "Load you stupid computer, I wanna get killed by a cat in 30+ ways." "Instead of drinking lemonade, drink-grilled chicken." (no, the ones that sound freaky aren't, its just out of context so it sounds freaky)
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