Random quotes that live rent free in my head

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"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓭𝓮𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓮." "Somebody moved my M&M's and now I'm going to start killing-" "We've got not one... not two... not three... ....We have three cans of frosting." *BANG* "Pan! :D" "What about second breakfast?" "Amaze amaze amaze!" "Mash 'em, boil 'em, stick 'em in a stew." "This is why you don't go to New Jersey!" "Donnie, if you don't cut it out with your middle-child nonsense-" "You never let me shine!" "Donnie, dad's in there!" "Can I at least go semi-lethal?" "I may be bald, but call me hare because I smoke tortoises!"
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