Rating meow noises!!

"Meow" - A TIER! The classic! The average! The sweet and indicative little sound of the floofy nugget comin' your way! "Mrrrp" - B Tier. A personal favorite of mine but very simple. Also kinda hard to vocalize "Maow" - C Tier. Decent, akin to the very classy "Meow," but also kinda why it gets deducted. The "w" also gets lost sometimes. Suffices when you use "Meow" too much and wanna change up the formula. "Mreow" - S Tier! Very neat! The "r" really spices stuff up and makes the first syllable feel a bit longer, thus increasing the meow length. "Mraow" - A tier. The addition of the "r" here really brings it up, just like "Mreow," but also has a new flair! "Maow!" feels a bit too weird when you say it loud; this version makes it feel less like a command and more heartfelt. "Mrrrow" - B Tier. Feels a bit drained, but honestly, that's a charm point! You could use it in a chill way or in a slightly saddened way, making emotional variety! "Mrwp" - C Tier. It does sound nice, certainly, but it just feels niche and improper. The little "woop" at the end really does sound nice, but the fact that it lacks any vowel makes it weird. "Miau" - C or D Tier! Oh! You think you're so funny!? SO silly!? So special for just copying and pasting "Meow!" Newsflash! You did NOT listen when they said, "Copy my homework, but don't make it obvious!" only avoids F tier because I like being silly and misspelling things, but from an objective standpoint, get out of here! As ENA said, "YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, *FRAUD!*" and now, the rival of meow........ "Purrrr" - Quite the break away from our familiar tales, a stranger around these parts of town, a silent defiance in the system, maybe an error... BUT IT'S A GOOD ERROR! S TIER! Not only is it quite an odd yet nice thing to hear, but it's not bound by the time restraints of Meow! Runs like an engine; once you start hearing it, it'll go on for a long while! Sure, it sounds repetitive, but it brings solace to anticipate its rhythm and pattern. This is lighterhearted and a joke :3 meow anyway you want and whenever you want! No one can stop you! And if you were wondering, yes, I am in fact liked by my English/Reading teachers for my creativity TwT.