Shower thoughts bc I can

Air conditioning is just domesticated wind...... Does a straw have one or two holes? Salt is the only acceptable rock u can eat..... If ur waiting for the waiter, aren't u the waiter? There is no way you can prove we all see the same colors..... I wonder what my dog named me...... Your future self is always talking shit about you...... People with glasses are paying to see..... I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me....... So many tattoos and surgeries have been ruined by earthquakes..... If u sweat in a sweater, r u the sweater? Pregnant women are the true bodybuilders..... Anxiety is just conspiracy theories about urself..... Adult peer pressure is hearing the neighbor mowing...... Every broken clock tells u the exact time it passed away...... If procrastinators had a club, would they hold meetings? If u r still reading this, pretend ur at a British tea party in the replies........ Taking allergy meds is a subscription to functioning normally...... If the earth was flat, the edge would be a tourist attraction..... When an earthquake happens coffins become giant maracas....... Somebody has most likely imagined punching u in the face in a fake senario...... Somebody's mom probably has used u as a bad example to her kids..... While we sleep, our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them..... Once u have a PHD every meeting becomes a doctors appointment.... We named the other planets after gods, and named ours "dirt"...... Looking for a new laptop on ur old one, is forcing it to dig its own grave..... Watching a grad ceremony is just watching a movie that's just the credits....... If James Bond is the most famous spy, doesn't that make him the worst? Ninjas say "hi-ya" and cowboys say "yi-ha"...... U don't wash ur hands, they wash each other while u stand there and watch.... If aliens came to earth, we'd have to tell y we were killing em in all the movies.... Being afraid to check ur bank account is the adult way of checking ur grades.... How long do people have to be dead before its archeology instead of graverobin? Making a typo during an online argument is the equivalent to a voice crack..... Teens drive like they're runnin outa time, elders drive like they got all the time..... We don't check the fridge to find new stuff, we check to see if our standards have dropped...... THAT'S IT 4 NOW! EHEHEHEHEHE🥦 EDIT: Should I make a part 2?