Things my teachers have said :3

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"You know what, just take the test home..... as long as I get it before Friday..." "If I'm behind [my classmate] and I put a plastic bag over her head and start choking her, she won't be thinking 'I wish..... I was loved....', right?" "Alright, I'm leaving to check who bought the damn fridge, have a staring contest." "I don't care if you're Tree Number 4, you HAVE to BE at the DRESS REHEARSALS-" "Honestly, in public bathrooms I flush the toilet with my foot *shrug*" ".....Did you just ask.... if that diagram..... is the female or male reproductive system?" "Boys, if I see you making heart eyes at each other ONE MORE TIME, i'm moving one of you to the hallway." "They needed to make...." Class: Sacrifices!!! "Exactly! and what better way to do that than yeeting someone off a high place???" Classmate, under his breath: Throw the baby off a cliff.... "Argos died after seeing his old master one last time." *the class starts sobbing*
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