a gay disney prince /lyr

Most kids walked through life, but I sang and danced I believed I was Tarzan, I never wore pants Excuse me? Everyone around me could see That Disney meant everything And as I grew up, Disney did too They bought every franchise from here to Batoo Look at their assets, you'll see They bought everything They've got bachelors and quiz shows a-plenty I'm a confirmed bachelor They've got Groot and Black Panther and Thor And Captain America And Captain America's butt Mm You want a new Star Wars movie? How about 20? And several TV shows And a theme park Okay, yeah, enough But who cares? No big deal I want more I want a gay Disney prince With footwork so thrilling I slay without ki11ing A rich boy who still loves to work A man who spills tea Not the blood of enemies Disney don't shoot so straight You're in the musical scene Time to toss out the princess and bring in a queen Today is the day to say, "Hey, " to a gay Disney prince Every prince in the past Just straight vanilla Let's add rainbow sprinkles And a shot of t3quila A gay guy whose gaze would fit clean on a three-dollar bill A prince who will put every woman at ease 'Cause I won't try and kiss them while they are asleep A guy who likes guys, who is still humanized in his film! Yaas! I want a gay Disney prince (he wants a gay Disney prince) Disney, don't be suspicious Try the gay stuff, it's delicious Please give us more than this bullsh!t Yeah, that's a bit screwy Makes me say Lefouey Put me in a film Gee, that would be swell I'm Peter Pansexual No, you're Twinkerbell It's just breeders in theatres, I can't help but belt Who is that prince I see? Very straight, unlike me A whole new world A bedazzling place you yearn to view I'd be so gay up here It's crystal queer Bless my h0le, tw3rking on a p0le Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I got carried away, that's on me If only I'd had you in my early years I might have seemed less weird to my non-queer peers Who'd mature into parents, understanding and warm Knowing hetero-ever-after doesn't have to be the norm If they'd have seen someone like me A gay Disney prince