"Ah. Let's listen to GRUDGES by Melanie Martinez ü"

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Melanie: "Leave me in the dirt, call me a ⭒BLEEP⭒ and I'll show you worse" Me: "oh-o-okay" Melanie: "Word's ain't ⭒BLEEP⭒ till my knuckles hurt" Me: "Oh! uhm-" Melanie: "I'm sweet but wait till the Scorpio slides" Me: *no words* Melanie: "In the mix, and gouges both of your eyes" Me: "OH-" Melanie: "⭒BLEEP⭒ around that much and, oh, you will find a grudge for life" Me: *no words once again* Melanie: "Call the cops, I'll feed two birds with a scone, gonna wish that you just left me alone" Me: "UHM" Melanie: "Keep it on me real tight like Sylvester Stallone, knock knock, are you home?" Me: "UH-" Melanie: "Now look at what you've done to me. I used to let them step on my vertabrae, and now I'm the one SKIPPING, and LAUGHING, and CHEERING, it's BAFFLING how magic works" Me: "Oh no-" Melanie: "I MEAN I LIT A CANDLE FOR THIS, BURNED SOME BAY LEAVES FOR THIS, CRED TO GOD FOR THIS-*deathly shriek*" Me: "MOMMYYY, HELLPP IM SCARED"
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