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urlocalgooberhope • Apr 28, 2026 @ 1:33pm

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Here's a goofy song about... Cheap online stores ✨ Temu oh temuu Your packages are cheap as heck And when I ordered a pencil It felll.... Into the sea "Sorry your package was lost!" But it's alright, it was low cost Shein oh sheinn I bought a wig, It gave me lice, Yet I am bald And that's not niceee The children in your factories Every day making batteries And that's not nice eitherrrrr Oh am-a-zon Stop spying on your workers, And scamming us on black fri-day Forgetting small shops is not okay All you want is you sweet monayyyyyyy My package came in half While u sit down and laugh Because u got your monayyyyyy Cheap online stores, Sit back and say, "Our products are the best" And don't care 'bout the rest And you're just getting scammedddd Badum, badum The online shops.. Hope🦈✨(and credit to my friend for the wig part) I swear bro I'm actually gonna add sum ukulele to this it's gonna be peak trust

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