Fun lil story

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I put this here bc it’s entertaining: When I was 7 I loved climbing the rails at Disney land. So we were at Disneyland for my lil sister’s birthday and we have waited about 2 hours to get into the Nemo ride. Throughout the wait all the employees had told me a million times to NOT climb on the rails. Me being the little shit I was/am didn’t listen. My family and I are wine at the front of the line. My h brain tells me to try and balance on the zig zag railing while we wait to board. Ah yes, I lose my balance in fall into a cactus and hit the back of my head on the concrete. I am taken to the ER and we find out the at i bit through my lip (my first scar) but the hole is to small to be stocked together so they glue it. Thank you for listening to my sleep deprived babbling which was a true story. Should I tell more stories about being an idiot? You tell me :)
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