lyrics of the day!

Everyone's trying to get it off faster, Supplement master, a fistful should work Soup and smoothies To combat disaster Carbs don't burn fast enough For what it's worth Didn't think I changed too much till they said it A thread on subreddit Is what I'm reduced to Needles to needlessly Say it's the rapture 'Cause even I bite my nails Wondering if I should Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers, Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers, Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? How normal it is to contort and contract all my muscles, Remembering to still arch my back And I Gua Sha each day But my face still has fat Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that But I've already got a surgeon who knows me Tonguing down anesthesia While he cut me And implanted 500cc of sexy I won't lie to you, that man really blessed me Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers, Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers, Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? How normal it is to skip lunch and dessert And yet somehow, my stomach sticks out of my skirt So I work out each day But I don't think it works So I research to see if the surgery hurts Spent so many years being cute on a TV Before I could blink, I became nearly thirty And I got bigger b---- so that I could transcend it Now all that I read is "Hey, I think she's pregnant" Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers, Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers, Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers (how normal it is to contort and contract) Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? (All my muscles remembering to still arch my back) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers (and I Gua Sha each day, but my face still has fat) Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? (Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that)