EXPLAIN THIS TO ME PLS

my brain's not processing crap today bc 1) nobody tells me SHIT in this friend group and 2) I'm tired so today two of my friends (A and M) were holding hands as far as I fucking know (which isn't very far) A and my other friend (T) are dating but A and M were holding hands and I was like "WHY ARE YOU HOLDING HANDS" and A was like "ItS oBvIoUs" WELL NOT TO ME BITCH I CANT PROCESS JACK SHIT TODAY and nobody tells me Jack shit in this friendgroup bc I don't have a phone so I'm not part of the group chat So if any of you can figure out what the hell this is... PLEASE TELL ME AND BOWIE IF YOU KNE PLEASE TELL ME IM BEGGING YOU also srry for my language I'm a cussmachine today * cries *