I DONT WANNA EXPERIENCE TOMORROW NOOOO

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[CW, VIOLENCE, FIGHT SCENES, SWEARING, AND school...(this is an exxagerated little story about how I think my finals are going to go, it's a lotta reading)] Ok so here's what's gonna happen to me tomorrow... I'll wake up, get dressed and get my stuff, though this time I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BRING ANY ART STUFF OR MY USUAL STACK OF PAPERS, NO BACKPACK, only computer, pencil, calculator... I get ln the bus, get off the bus, enter the school... I prolly will have to immediately go to class, and maybe then I'll also have to get WANDED (with this lil portable metal detector ig so they make sure I don't cheat, tho I would never cuz if I get a bad grade then it is what it is, and if I get a good grade then thats fine too) but anyway yeah and then they let me into the classroom. There. There's the final boss... The first step in, and my fate is SEALED. The Final is there, waiting for me.... It can smell my fear.... I'm not even allowed to leave until i conquer the challenge, but this one will be particularly difficult.... The First Final is Chemistry.... I take a few more steps into the classroom, and we get closer... I look at it... It knows everything.... It's reading my every move... The bell rings, and now I HAVE to deal with it... But suddenly IT LUNGES FOR ME AND STARTS BEATING THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME, RIGHT AS I TRY TO SIT IN MY CHAIR, THE LITTLE SHIT FLIPS MY CHAIR OVER, CAUSING ME TO LAND HARD ON THE GROUND AND THEN IT JUST GRABS ME AND HOLDS ME THERE AS IT STARTS PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE UNTIL MY FUCKING NOSE BLEEDS OW OW OWWWEW OWWIEEEE OUCH YEEEEOOOOOOWWCHHHH *goofy screaming* BITCH LEMME GO!!! And I pull out a pencil and START WRITING ON THAT BITCH CUZ I GOTTA DO IT!!! But The First Final doesn't let up and bitchslaps me before throwing me across the room like a ragdoll, in which I then come out wielding a gigantic magic pencil and I RUN towards it, the tip of the pencil aiming for the easiest parts to hit... I successfully land the attack, but then the tougher parts attempt to attack me once more, and so I end up stuck in the ceiling, seemingly out of nowhere... BUT NO. IT'S NOT FINISHED WITH ME YET. It proceeds to pull be back down, just to throw me down onto the cold, hard floor. It's very effective, hitting my head so hard that I can't think at all for a little while... Even while I'm down, it keeps kicking me... Until... I PULL OUT MY CALCULATOR, TAKE THAAAAAAAT, HOE!!!! *beep boop boop bop bep beep beep bop bep boop* I SUMMON NUMBERS TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!! And it works. It finally works. I pick up the unconscious body of The First Final, and turn it into the teacher. He reads over it. I GOT A BAD SCORE. OH NO. OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! The teacher punches me in the face really fucking hard for being a worthless and pathetic and stupid and slow student and then The First Final awakens and starts beating me up again and my teacher joins in too 😭😭😭😭 THE END!!! (None of this actually happened, this is just my anxiety and overactive imagination making this shit up lol. Finals are tomorrow and thats the first day of finals, and following that theres two other days of finals, two each day)
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