School Insta Drama

so none of my classmates know this website and stuff but Im gonna not say my friends names cuz that's personal info so we'll call one of them Target, Walmart and Shops. so Target is named Target cuz she gets targeted on insta by my classmates but Shops is just teasing her and he calls her a "pick me" and stuff. but Target is like REALLY sensitive and she starts crying (btw this was in school). all Target's friends come over and r like "oh no, y did u do that Shops??" and after Shop and Target's friends settle everything Target is like "I wanna do s**cide....." and so all of Target's friends are in a insta gc messaging all the boys and Shops and r like "who f**king did this to Target??!" and like r the girls are mad at the boys. then I randomly come in and I'm like "guys what's happening why r u guys fighting?" and they tell me the whole story and I'm like "bruh, it was just teasing let it go already its not that deep." (this happens ALOT) and Walmart is Targets friend and shes like "shut up pick me ugly a** bi*ch ho* if u talk bad about my friends I'm gonna actually jump u." and so I say "I didn't even say anything bad" and also I'm not actually a pick me I have a lot of friends that r boys and the girls r always judging them to quickly but in this case I wasn't protecting the boys either. and all of Targets friends are like "bruh you're supposed to be a girls girl" like what??? I get to choose whos side I wanna be on..... (sorry this was really long)😭😭😭😭😭