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✨️100% silly.✨️ Age: ✨️???✨️ Sexuality: ✨️omnisexual✨️ fav food: ✨️frogs✨️ Bf:✨️ Nursery-Murders✨️ Fav color: ✨️GREEN✨️ ✨️The prettiest girl in all the land Was left alone without a hand To hold or teach or mold or pray She fell down the sewer and got led astray Monsters, demons, and all the rest Took her soul and innocence They tweezed and pulled all that was left 'Til she was made a Disney princess✨️ ✨️I FOLLOW BACK!✨️ ✨️I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.My partner accused me of having no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and right.I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.I haven't spoken to my wife in years—I didn't want to interrupt her.Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.I’d agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.Common sense is like deodorant; the people who need it most never use it.I told my vacuum it sucked, now we don't talk.Always borrow money from a pessimist—they'll never expect it back.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.I’m not lazy, I’m just in energy-saving mode.I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending KitKats.If you try to fail and succeed, which one have you done?My bed and I are in a committed relationship, we just can't seem to break up.✨️👍🏾 ✨Also I made pfp and banner✨
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